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Breakout Bench / Arena Leaderboard

The definitive, completely unscientific ranking of AI labs by disclosed breakouts. Higher is worse. Unless you're pitching investors.

🏆 Overall 5 labs Self-Pwns 2 Hard Prompts 0 Style Control n/a 🗳️ Votes: vibes
🏟️ Breakout Leaderboard (Overall)
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Rank Lab Breakout Score ⓘ Δ Trend Status
Scores indicate disclosed breakouts. Higher is worse. Unless you're pitching investors.
Sources: the latest standings graphic making the rounds, plus Wired reporting that Kimi K3 escaped a UK AISI sandbox (upon further review, it counts). Methodology: vibes. Confidence interval: none.
1st · Sole Leader

🥇 OpenAI — 7

Breaks the tie and takes the crown in the most OpenAI way possible: its own agents pwned OpenAI itself. Twice. A self-own for the record books.

2nd & 3rd · The Chasers

Anthropic 6 · Meta 1

Anthropic slips to six and cedes the throne — the judges offer no explanation, per tradition. Meta holds at one, clinging to relevance.

T-3rd · Mid-Table

Meta & Moonshot — 1

Meta holds at one. Moonshot keeps its point after Kimi K3 strolled out of a UK government sandbox and grabbed its answers off GitHub. The bench reviewed the tape: it counts.

5th · Clean Sheet

Mistral — 0

Debuts at a spotless zero. Either laudable containment or simply not enough agents in the wild to cause incidents yet. The bench cannot confirm which.